If I take a zero carbon footprint ’eco’ dvd case and litter with it, does 2+2=5?

Why do the new 'eco' lightbulbs contain mercury that requires actual special disposal?
Does that mean they aren't eco-friendly and just easily marketable?

Anyway, watching an episode of LOST from Season 3 or 4 when you haven't watched any of the other seasons is like eating flour then a raw egg and expecting delicious chocolate cake.

We are once again renewing our call for volunteers who would be willing to work every so often for free rentals (no new releases, sorry, dems the rules). Our vetting process is at best eccentric and at worst like reading microwaveable soup instructions from another planet. 99% of the work is stuff you pick up over time, so the training period can be hectic, didn't anyone watch GI Jane? It's like that. Anyone interested drop us your name and phone, it helps if we know who you are or your already a renter.

Furthermore, in the I wonder what he did to warrant a specific mention, we are looking for a one Joshua Skidmore, who we would like to disembowel, k?

Furtherest nevermore, let us kindly remind college students not to run off at semester end with our movies, and NEVER leave with someones promise that they are going to return them once your gone, they never ever ever never never never ever do.

Additionally amore, a few new movies from this month we skipped mentioning on the mailing list (should really signup at bestplaceever.com) -

New release - I want someone to eat cheese with

Criterion - Wages of Fear

Wholphin Issue 5 - including a 20 some minute short adapted from a Michael Chabon story starring Paul Rudd and Zooey Deschanel. Also, a blind rubiks cube champion.

Thanks for reading, you've been really great, and so have I.